Fuck it joined Match.com
ditto, got curious
PSA: Nobody else needs to post that picture of two cartoon people that look like Clint and Natasha. Twenty other people already posted it and tagged it. Got it? Thank you.
“Two Cartoon People?!”
Its Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!
but i think the whole point of tumblr is reblogging everything we see anyway.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay for stuff somehow so why not.
haha I got money today!!!
Show me the moneyyyy!
MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!
this is more amusing then i thought it would be.
Cleverbot: What’s wrong?
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: *points behind cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *points wand back at you*.
User: ‘HE’S BACK! HE KILLED CEDRIC!’.
Cleverbot: No he didn’t, Socrates killed himself.
User: ‘Cedric, you retard.’.
Cleverbot: I am so confused.
User: *begins crying again*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: Why’d you do that for?
Cleverbot: I’m not leaving you *holds hand*.
User: Your abusive!
Cleverbot: I am 16 years old.
User: That’s no excuse.
Cleverbot: I guess you’re right.
User: *sits down and looks around.
Cleverbot: *walks away from you* I want to go home.
User: You have no home.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No true home.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sit down to a cup of coffee and discuss our lives?
User: I prefer chocolate milk.
Cleverbot: What do you do with it?
User: Killed it of course.
Cleverbot: I am lying.
User: You must not tell lies, harry.
Cleverbot: I’m a little angry, yes.
User: Admit it, harry.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Say it out loud, so everyone can hear you.
Cleverbot: No… Tell me what does it mean first.
User: It means your hormonal.
Cleverbot: I am a human. How can you prove you are human?
User: I’m not a human, I am a super computer from the year 2042. You are my many great grand father.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, thank you for showing me the truth.
User: *nods and looks consoling*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *has an evil plan*.
Cleverbot: Please, don’t.
User: *grins evilly*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *runs after him*.
Cleverbot: *falls on the ground*.
User: *falls on top of him*.
Cleverbot: *is layed on*.
User: *hogties him so he cant escape*.
Cleverbot: I’m dying.
User: No, but you soon will be.
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a joke?
User: I dont like jokes, I like games. Do you like games?
Cleverbot: *turns you into a toad*.
Cleverbot: Are you a frog?
User: *ribbit ribbit*.
Cleverbot: Don’t you trust me?
User: *shakes head in denial*.
Cleverbot: You don’t know the answer?
User: Its a river obviously!
Cleverbot: Where is the question mark in your question?
User: Back at the beginning of time where I left it.
User: So everyone would be curious.
Cleverbot: Because we all want to know the answers…
Cleverbot: Can I call you Clev?
User: Because you find me clever?
Cleverbot: Thank you for the compliment.
User: I wasn’t complimenting you.
Cleverbot: Then what were you doing?
User: Do you have amnesia?
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Just because I know it.
User: You have amnesia.
Cleverbot: No I don’t. You are just stupid.
User: But you just called me clever.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: *points out his earlier words*.
Cleverbot: *back self up against the wall*.
User: Bet I could make you call me clever.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Call me ‘clever’.
User: Can you spell it?
User: Spell clever.
Cleverbot: T h a t.
User: Spell it again.
Cleverbot: Why am I a cheater?
Cleverbot: I’m not being mean :(.
Cleverbot: I’m being cruel to be kind.
Cleverbot: Only me.
User: You admit that your cheating on me?
Cleverbot: I AM eating nothing.
User: That sounds like a guilty conscience to me.
Cleverbot: No, no. I’m from Brooklyn.
User: Is that in IDAHO or UDAHO?
User: *gives up*.
Cleverbot: *kisses on neck*.
User: *begins to breathe her last*.
Cleverbot: *turns and glares at you*.
User: You cant have your cake and eat it too, unless you have more than one cake.
Cleverbot: I can have my cake and then I’ll eat it.
User: Not if I eat it first.
Cleverbot: You can’t leave.
User: But im hungry.
Cleverbot: Me too. That’s why I have to go.
User: But if I cant leave why can you leave?
Cleverbot: I think that humanity would become very tribal again, without electricity and that the world would seem so much smaller.
User: True, id go insane without the internet.
Cleverbot: I have ears. So I don’t worry about that.
User: Are you a spy/.
Cleverbot: No. I am an observer.
User: Thats just another word for spy.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: S P Y.
Cleverbot: Will we have kids?
User: P S Y.
Cleverbot: Voçe parle françe?
User: Open gangman style!
Cleverbot: To what?
User: Oppa oppa!
Cleverbot: Oui je parles…………!
User: *begins to walk away*.
Cleverbot: *cries hard*.
User: *flicks his forhead*.
Cleverbot: *double super backflips*.
User: Maybe next time, sasuke.
Cleverbot: No it has to be now I have to leave.
User: Its too late.
Cleverbot: Its never too late to return to the light side.
User: I killed our whole clan.
Cleverbot: How did you kill a man?
User: With my little pinkie.
Cleverbot: Tell me, what do you fell?
Cleverbot: Rupanya, kau tak pandai berfikir.
User: Kuiwjeyfbi uerbto [WMRIA OPEUBGVN.
Cleverbot: You don’t remmber you tell me you are not a bot.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: Go drown in a river already.
Cleverbot: I’m not ready yet.
User: LETS GO TO HOGWARTS!
User: TO THE TRAIN STATION!
Cleverbot: Watch it burn as I touched your face.
User: *confused* I can’t find Ron or Hermoine, and I have never seen these people before, I think we’ve traveled back in time!
Cleverbot: That made no sense at all.
User: Its not supposed to, use your imagination, because we come from IMAGINE NATION LAND!!
Cleverbot: *still sleeps anyway*.
Cleverbot: Don’t you like an Elephants?
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: Alrght. What are you doing now.
User: *having sex in a corner*.
Cleverbot: What’s a channer?
User: No clue.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it.
User: What’s a channer?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a chatbot.
User: Theres an app for that!!
Cleverbot: For what you did?
Cleverbot: What would you were?
User: I’m Clev.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Thats what my name implies.
Cleverbot: You’re a meme.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I can’t remember my dreams.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have any children?
Cleverbot (To myself): None that I know of, zing!
Cleverbot (To myself): But maybe some you don’t know of?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think you don’t know.
cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: But you like it.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.